#ralph penbury headcanon

[pollenallergie]

Ralph Penbury but he’s drunk/high/both and staring at your lips while you talk to him. He leans in closer and you quiet instantly, the words dying on your tongue as he closes in on you. He licks his lips and you think that maybe he’s about to kiss you, the thought alone has your eyes fluttering shut in anticipation just as the butterflies flutter about in your tummy. However, just as your eyes close, you hear him clear his throat and then softly ask, “W-what- erm- What lip balm do you use? It smells lovely, like lavender with a hint of rose. Is it, er, is it tinted? It looks beautiful on you, l-lovely even.”

You have to stifle a disappointed sigh as you open your eyes and collect your thoughts before you answer him. Little do you know, Ralphie does want to kiss you and, maybe, after another bump of coke or another glass of champagne, he’ll finally have the courage to do so. However, for now, he’ll content himself with asking questions, specifically ones that are in his comfort zone of topics; the kind of topics that overlap with both his interests and that of his sister and her large, socially-important friend group. One such topic happens to be skincare, something the male Penbury twin is very passionate about (hence why he has a lovely, mostly-smooth complexion).

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

hello my loves 💋 i figured i’d give a quick update for how things have been going 🥰

i’ve been getting back into writing again and i forgot how much fun i had doing it 🥹 and you can thank my sweet dnd boy for encouraging me to get back into it

i’ve currently got two smut fics i’ve been working on, though i’m pretty rusty when it comes to writing smth so i’m sure those will take a little longer to finish 😬 but in the meantime i’ve been trying to work on a few other fics

HOWEVER i do miss getting to do my fun little headcanons so for the time being i’ll be opening up my ask box again for those c:

feel free to send in as little or as many as you like 💋

[babybluebex]

𝐣𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 (𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬) 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

༻ ralph penbury (timewasters, 2017)

wizard: at ralph’s birthday party, you feel the need to apologize for what you’ve done. ralph, meanwhile, has a question to ask you. (fluff)

making waves: before a party, you do ralph's hair. (fluff)

marking ralph's cheeks with lipstick (fluff)

punishing ralphie for misbehaving (smut)

coked up ralphie fucks your ass (smut)

༻ jamie sampson (kin, 2017)

jamie tells you about harry (angst)

༻ koner (game of thrones, 2017)

only you series masterlist (koner x fem!reader): your secret relationship with a winterfell guard is threatened when your father marries you off to another man, and you do everything you can to stay with him and keep your love strong. (retired)

༻ peter grunauer (overlord, 2018)

reuniting after peter goes to war (angst)

sweet awkward reunion sex (smut)

༻ enjolras (bbc les miserables, 2018)

don't call it love: your latin tutor is one of those revolutionaries that your father despises and, after he invites you to a citizen’s meeting, his true intentions are revealed.(angst)

༻ prince paul (catherine the great, 2019)

out of the dark: marrying the prince of russia would be dream if he wasn’t such a dick, but a late night conversation leads to a mutual understanding. (smut)

paul yells at you (angst)

paul punishes you for flirting with someone else (smut)

༻ tom grant (make up, 2019)

5 minutes in heaven: your boyfriend finds an empty closet at work, and he convinces you to play a game of 7 (or 5) minutes in heaven. (smut)

stupid for you: you and tom get into a fight and, after he says something especially nasty to you, he makes it up to you in the best way. (smut)

boyfriend!tom headcanons (fluff)

teaching tom how to go down on you (smut)

tom convinces you to try anal (smut)

tom takes care of you when you're sick (fluff)

making you smile after a hard day (fluff)

cuddling with tom (fluff)

༻ pub!charlie (best move along, 2019)

pub!charlie headcanons(fluff)

nsfw pub!charlie headcanons(smut)

༻ billy knight (cb strike, 2020)

breeding kink (smut)

handjobs (smut)

camilla (fluff)

༻ eric (a quiet place: day one, 2024)

a medium place: your husband, eric, spends too much time at the office, and he assures you that you’re a priority in his life. (smut)

needs and wants: in the direct aftermath of the apocalypse, you meet a man who's worse for wear in just about every regard. even though you can't do too much to heal his injuries, it's possible that you can heal his heart. (smut)

[1donoow]

MIX FANDOM FANFICS REC PT.3 on going

[Fanfics i've read]

Edited

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♡ - smut

Mostly fluff

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Encanto [camilo madrigal]

the black phone [vance hopper]

time wasters [ralph penbury]

doctor who [eleventh doctor][twelve doctor]

doctor sleep [dan torrance]

cobra kai [miguel diaz][eli "hawk" moskowitz]

wayne [wayne mccullough]

·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·

—————ENCANTO——————

camilo madrigal

@multi-fandom-imagine - ___

@magicalencanto - camilo having a crush

- first meeting

- Camilo with s/o who had butterfly wings! Pt 2

@levithestripper - Romantic Headcanons

@lapileaferri - Matchmaking Matriarch

@your-girl-mj - trust the procress

@camilomyshiningstar - just one nap

@squeamishdionysus - language of love

@suncakie - you're an idiot

@carlosfruitsnacks - the manliligaw pt.3

- under all the pink

@cahmilo - Camilo with an S/O who is a Talented Artist

- Camilo with a S/O who is a Popular Kpop Idol

- camilo dating a ballerina

@queenlizzie-xo - camilo hc

———THE BLACK PHONE———

vance hopper

@vainvenus - head over heels

@aecassie - sensitive

@stargnf - stupid girl

@creamymilkk - aww vance can be sweet

@tnmdfhgkg - i knew you liked me

————TIME WASTERS————

ralph

@meowlanderr - hc

@diaryofaprettyprincess - ___

- giving ralph bj ♡

@babybluebex - your golden retriever boyfriend

- kisses

@mypoisonedvine - who's a good boy? ♡

@meliorao - your relationship with ralph

————DOCTOR WHO—————

@honey-im-hotdog - seven cubes of sugar (twelve doctor)

@imajinxnation - you witness their regeneration

@undiscovered-horizon - You cut through all the noise (eleventh doctor)

————DOCTOR SLEEP————

dan torrance

@mlmxreader - night shift

@bowieandqueen11 - walls

—————COBRA KAI——————

miguel diaz

@strawberri-blonde - caught ♡

·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·—·

eli "hawk" moskowitz

@greetings-and-salutations - get your f*cking hands oof her, a*shole

- dating eli would include

——————WAYNE———————

wayne mccullough

@wayneimagine - lost & found

- Being Wayne’s little sister would include pt.1

- ___

- wayne with an opposite s/o

[piastrinorris]

busy streets and busy lives • ralph penbury x reader

director's cut: sleepover night! saturday, april 15

for everyone who misses these goobers as much as i do. let's talk about what their lives are like outside of the main story!

feel free to ask questions, send me your own headcanons, even contribute to things that other people send!! this is a "sleepover" in that we're all just besties talking about a story we all love, shooting the shit, etc.

things we can talk about:

behind the scenes, where i got inspo from for specific things, ideas that didn't make it into the main story

what happens next, wanna know what i think ralph and reader got up to later on in life? general daily life, or a specific major event? have an idea or two of your own?

want a moodboard? i used pinterest so much for chapter headers that i still get inspo on my homepage haha, give me a moodboard prompt and i'll make one!

want a visual? wanna see ralph texting his friends about something, or making a post on social media, something where i would have to make a separate visual asset? prompt me!

[brighteyedbushybrowed]

Turns out I did decide to add Ralph to my headcanon request characters list skwjdjsjsnd

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬

Been giving it some thought and I’m happy to say that I will be doing headcanon requests! Here are the ground rules: 

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥

If you’re a minor you shouldn’t be interacting with my blog anyway, but MINORS DNI. I write smut as well as safe for work headcanons and I don’t feel comfortable with minors interacting with my page and that sort of content. 

If at the top of my blog it says “requests closed” please don’t send in a request because I’m likely to not do it. If it’s a case of you not noticing it at the top of the blog that’s one thing, but purposely doing it and demanding I do your headcanon is just rude. 

Don’t send me requests for things I’m not comfortable writing. Lower down on this post there will be a list of those topics. 

Don’t send me requests for characters I won’t do headcanons for. Goes without saying really but yeah. 

Don’t request fanfics. I don’t always feel up to writing fics so headcanons are a lot less pressure for me. 

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[pollenallergie]

🧨 : An unexpected headcanon for Ralph?

18+ only!! mdni

Ralph is surprisingly dominant. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a switch to his core; he’s fully capable of and immensely enjoys fulfilling both roles. However, he definitely has a slight - very slight - preference for being in charge, mainly because every other aspect of his life has been almost entirely out of his control. His career will be his father’s choice; he is the only son in the family, so he will naturally take over the family business once his father passes. His entire social circle is full of Victoria’s friends. Indeed, even most of his day-to-day activities are dictated by the elder Pickering-Harmal-Hill twin; go to brunch here at this time, then meet Lottie Whitehead for a game of croquet at this other time, then go shopping for the next party, etc. You’re the only person who ever allows him to be in control of anything, and he takes full advantage of that.

Of course, he’s certainly more of a soft dom, simply because he finds it hard to ever be mean or degrading towards you. However, he will do his very best to rise to the task if you ask him to be a bit rougher with you. He also doesn’t have many rules - or, at least, none that hold up outside of the bedroom. Ralph doesn’t want to treat you the same way everyone else treats him (always ordering him to sit up straighter, to smile less, to be quiet); he just wants to be there for you when you need someone else to take the reins, so he tends to be - what some would consider - incredibly lenient with you. Moreover, Ralph absolutely loathes having to punish you, which makes it all the better that your actions hardly ever warrant punishment. The two of you had always worked quite well together, even before you became a couple, so there are hardly any severe disagreements; there’s even less outright defiance. When there is defiance of any sort, all it usually takes is a stern, disapproving look from either one of you (depending on who is being the defiant one in the present circumstances) or even a gentle but firm reminder to get the disobedient party back on track; you two click so well.

At first, taking charge wasn’t easy for Ralph; he’d spent a lifetime being bossed around, having his creativity and ambition consistently stifled, so he struggled with confidence issues. Although it didn’t take long for him to acclimate to a more authoritative role, within the first four months of your relationship, he’d already become a natural leader. Now, a year into your marriage, it’s as if Ralph’s always been this self-assured, assertive man - both in the bedroom and out of it. Something about being with you gives him the strength to finally tell his sister to back off and the confidence to defy any person who would have him hide who he truly is; an adorable, vibrant man with a heart of gold, a killer fashion sense, and a strong tendency to giggle when he gets excited.

[pollenallergie]

lord ralph penbury would not be one of those “my wife” guys

no no no no no

he’d introduce you to everyone first and foremost by your own goddamn name and your own job (or hobbies or title) and then he’d suddenly get all blushy and giggly and go “oh yeah and we’re married 🥰🥰🥰”

[pollenallergie]

do you hc any of the guys as being uncircumcised

Billy Knight and Tom Grant, for sure. Eddie probably is even tho circumcision is really common here, but not because he’s parents were morally opposed to it… just because they really didn’t care enough about him to make any kind of decisions when he was born, the most they truly ever did for him was give him a name and somehow manage to keep alive til the age of 8 or 9, when Wayne moved in with his brother (Eddie’s dad) and took over most of Eddie’s care (I’m sorry but I hc him as having a pretty shit mom too… I think people often forget that mom’s can abandon their kids and also be shit parents… like that’s really not all that rare). Ralph definitely isn’t (I’m sorry, he just isn’t). Am I forgetting anyone???

[pollenallergie]

Ralph wanders off at a carnival, making you lose sight of him, so you go all Daniel Day-Lewis “I’ve abandoned my boy!”… Just anxiously running around, desperately searching for your Ralphie. Meanwhile, he’s having a helluva time watching some guy on stilts masterfully juggle colorful wooden pins at one of the outdoor shows.

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

i love the idea of edging ralphie 😭 he would be such a babbling mess (and maybe he has a mommy kink? 👀)

he absolutely does 😍

though i suppose it’s not much of a kink, i see it more as a comfort sort of thing when he calls you mommy

(i’ve actually got a fic about this if anyone wants to read it 👀)

but oh good god, that sweet boy would be putty in your hands

he looks at you with tears in his eyes as he whimpers nonstop, no words being able to form just from you touching him and telling him all the sweet things he needs to hear

he ADORES it when you admire him while you tease him too

giving his tummy little kisses while you’re slowly pumping your hand up and down his cock, the few drips of precum working as the perfect lubricant

nuzzling your head against his thigh with one hand gently massaging his balls, the other one holding his length as you place kisses up and down, making sure his head gets a little extra attention

the tips of your nails so delicately dragging along his back, tracing little patterns as he holds onto your torso, grinding and humping into the mattress as he cries against you, just begging for you to let him inside

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

could you maybe do a Ralphie HC or something where he and his SO get a pet of some sort like dog or cat or hedgehog idk just anything at all. Just something that’s theirs and his reaction to it

omg thank you for the request my love!! it’s been so long since i’ve done anything for sweet Ralphie 🥹

i actually have a fic that’s a little similar to this, but because i miss him i’d be happy to do a little set of HCs 🥰

He’s definitely a fan of the smaller animals than the bigger ones

Bunnies, hamsters, and he adores kittens and little puppies

He’s always been very affectionate and he loves that there’s this little tiny creature that loves to receive it

He’ll treat your pets like they’re your children

He’ll get collars in similar colors to his and your outfits so they match

He’ll make sure it’s got it’s own little comfortable area, a nice soft bed with lots of blankets and toys

And he even gets a little carriage to walk them around in when you go out for your little walks together

He adores it when someone asks to see the ‘baby’ in the carriage and the excitement he sees on their face from the floppy eared rabbit inside

It’s something no one expects to see but they always fawn over how adorable it is

tags: @wheels-of-despair

(my tag list is always open, let me know if you’d like to be added 🖤)

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

Please please please, can I request something for Ralph? I just have this idea about knitting him something as a gift and he absolutely loves it, like yeah he's used to expensive stuff yet it's so impersonal whilst this is made with love. I love your blog and think you're amazing ^-^

aww thank you my love 🥹🫶 i think you’re amazing 😘😘😘

(and i’m sorry i forgot this in my drafts 😭)

Ralph has always been able to get the newest and most expensive gifts his whole life

It was always given to him more so as a replacement for actual love from his parents, and though he always appreciated his gifts it just never felt like enough to him

All he’s ever wanted was for someone to gift him something that was meaningful, something that really showed that someone cared for him

And was lucky enough to get you as a partner

No matter what skill you have, it brings him to tears each and every time you give him something that you personally made just for him

Writing? He adores getting to be the proofreader for everything you write.

Knitting/Crocheting? When he gets sweaters and gloves and scarves every winter he’s nearly brought to tears.

Painting/Drawing? Wether you think it’s a good piece or not, he’s kept every one of them and put them all over the walls of the manor.

Every little thing you could do he’s just so fascinated by all the work and effort you put into them

And he feels a little bad for not really having a hobby of his own to give gifts to you

He plays his ukulele from time to time and every now and then he’ll have a funny little song that he’ll sing to you, but it’s not really something he’s passionate about

He wants something that he can do that really let’s him express his creativity

He adores watching you when you do all your fun little activities, especially when you let him help you with them

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

Hmmm... how 'bout some HCs about winding down with Ralph after a long day?

yay!! more ralphie HCs 🥰

(and i’m sorry this took longer than expected my love 🖤 i passed out the other night and had work all day the last few days 😅)

Ralphie has never said much about his job, but you’ve seen how exhausted it makes him throughout the week

Nevertheless, he still tries his hardest to always make sure you know you’re loved and adored by him

He can see how much work you get done when he’s not home and he’s always so happy to get to home home to you every day

Still, even on his days off, he can get exhausted quite quickly

You had your own list of things to get done during the day, but for some reason, today had racked on more things than you were used to

Dishes, dusting, vacuuming, and of course you had to go out shopping for the groceries and a few new accessories Ralph had ordered for the two of you to wear to dinner next week

The both of you laughed when you arrived home at the same time

Ralph brought his things inside before helping you bring the groceries in and you put them away together

The house was quiet and once the both of you looked over at each other after putting away the groceries you both agreed you needed a well deserved night of relaxation

No getting all dressed up, no going out, no parties, just peace and quiet at home together

You went upstairs into your shared bedroom and changed into your pajamas, letting your hair down and helping Ralphie brush out his curls

He gave you a sweet kiss onto your cheek before helping you brush out your own hair, making sure to be gentle

With one more kiss, you grabbed a few things from your bedroom and headed downstairs into the living room

Ralph grabbed his ukulele to quietly strum and you grabbed a book to read on one of the sofas

He had lit the fireplace and turned on the radio to play some soothing music for the two of you as you sat onto the couch

He had even grabbed one of the soft throw blankets from the hall closet and draped it over you on the couch before heading off into the kitchen

Once he came back he set a little tray of snacks onto the table before you as he sat next to you on the couch

Cheese, crackers, a few little fruits that were prepared in the fridge and some meat from the local butcher you had been saving for a night like this

As you snacked and talked about your days you couldn’t help but lean over to sneak a few kisses onto his cheeks as he sat next to you

You knew he loved it when you gave him lots of affection

He had laid himself onto the couch, his head resting in your lap as he quietly strummed on his ukulele, one of your hands holding up your book while the other was in his hair, massaging his scalp

It had been so long since the two of you were able to have a nice night in together, especially one as relaxing as this

Every now and then he’d stop his strumming and look up to you for a moment, only for you to give him a smile and lean down to give him a gentle kiss before going back to your respective hobbies

He always loved getting to relax with you after long days like this one, but just being able to come home to you was enough to put a smile on his face again

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

I'm having trouble imagining it, because he is a ray of sunshine, so if you wanna skip it, I understand. 😆

But what would an Angry Ralph look like?

omg that is a little difficult to imagine 🫢 but i think i have an idea of how he would act…

Ralph is used to having people shut him down, especially his sister

Whenever he gets upset or angry, he doesn’t have any big outbursts or even looks visibly upset

He’ll shut down and close himself off for a little while

He needs some time to himself just to calm himself down and recollect his thoughts

He would hate to be near you when he gets like this, he’s never had an outburst in front of you, or anyone else for that matter, but he would hate to do something he knows he shouldn’t

You’d always want to check in on him though

You’d see him sitting in front of the fireplace, quietly watching the flames as he took deep breaths to help calm himself

You’d have some tea for him and maybe a snack and leave it at the side table for him whenever he’s ready

And of course you’d give him a little kiss on the forehead because you know he probably needs it

He knows you’ll be waiting for him when he’s ready to come out

There was only one instance that you’ve ever seen him go over the top and lose himself

You were at another one of his parties, enjoying yourselves and just having fun with one another, but there was one partygoer that just wouldn’t leave you alone

He kept trying to talk to you, buy you drinks, flirting and he obviously wasn’t understanding that you weren’t interested

Once Ralph saw him get a little touchy with you he made sure to be firm and let him know that you were with him that night but he just wouldn’t listen

When Ralph saw him grab your arm and try to pull you onto the dance floor with him it was like he saw red

Ralphie yanked you back into him and with one swift motion the other man was knocked onto the floor, his drink spilled all over him

He was never the type to be confrontational with other people, but when other people weren’t treating his lady with kindness and respect then that was crossing the line

Ralph would never ever want anyone to make you feel uncomfortable, especially some brute that wouldn’t take no for an answer

No one messed with you for the rest of the night, and you were able to spend the rest of the evening with your handsome man

Though sometimes you wished Ralph would be like that with you a little more often

He was so dreamy when he was being possessive

It was completely out of the ordinary, and though it wasn’t him, you loved it when he made sure others knew you were all his

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

hi i have a request for basically any kind of smut for ralph penbury pls 👀 (i’m not picky and i saw ur rules said to be general so i thought this would be fine djshdh okay bye)

ooh yay 🥰 i’ve been to do some more smutty stuff for ralph 🖤 and thank you for reading my rules!! you can’t imagine how many people will send in requests for things and just ignore the rules i have :p

i didn’t really pick anything specific, but i felt like i should expand a little more on some NSFW headcanons 🥰

He always gets so nervous and yet so excited every single time you’re intimate

No matter how many times you’ve done it, he still doesn’t think he’s good enough

But with lots of reassurance and praise you’re always able to convince him that he is absolutely good enough

There’s always lots of foreplay, he loves getting to take his time

Especially when he can make it a little more romantic for you

He’ll plan special trips for you, make sure everyone is out of the house so he can make love to you in front of the fireplace, sometimes he’ll even go out of his way and make the entire day all about you

He’ll get you little presents and take you out to dinners and buy you flowers so you know how adoring he is of you

But when his nerves get the best of him you know you’ve got to make it about him

You’ll give him tons of kisses and praise, doing everything you can to give him a bit more confidence with you

And he’s always very eager to be with you as soon as it’s all happening for him

He’ll take everything nice and slow, and you always make sure to go for a few rounds

He always cums before you but he knows that it’s not over until you finish too

He’ll apologize and get all whiny and needy, he needs to snuggle for a little bit so he can recollect himself and get some more energy

He’ll want you to be on top first, and he gets so nervous to touch you you’ll have to move his hands for him

And whenever it’s his turn it’s always shocking how energized he is for another round

Sweet boy fucks like a jackrabbit as soon as it’s his turn to be on top

And he loves it when it gets loud

Especially when it wakes his sister up from down the hall